Monday, December 15, 2008

The Wisdom of Youth

"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
* Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer."
* Hannah, 9

"Never tell your mom her diet's not working."
*Michael, 14

"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair".
* Taylia, 10

"Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac."
* Andrew, 9

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
* Armir, 9

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
* Kellie, 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
* Naomi, 15

"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick."
* Lauren, 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. "
* Joel,10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone."
* Alyesha, 13

"Never try to baptize a cat. "
* Eileen, 8

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