Special Home Remedies

A DIFFERENT SET OF HOME REMEDIES:

1) If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply
pour a cup of boiling water down your throat.

2) Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables
by getting someone else to hold them.

3) A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

4) If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives,
then you will be afraid to cough.

AND…

Sometimes we just need to remember what

"The Rules of Life" really are:

You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.