Am I Getting Old?

You know you’re getting older when you bend over in the morning to tie your shoes and realize you didn’t take them off the night before.

You know you're past your prime when every time you suck in your gut, your ankles swell.

Let's face it, traveling just isn't as much fun when all the historical sites are younger than you are.

The most frustrating thing about getting older is that every time you see an expensive antique, you remember one just like it you once threw away.