Drive....and Laugh!

Here's some interesting and entertaining driving. Should at least give you a break....and a laugh!

Stanley :)

Sound Financial Advice

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

Will Rogers

New Couch

We have been wanting to get a new couch. I think we will. The one we have just isn't quite long enough for a good Sunday afternoon nap!

Stanley :)

What Day is It?

Now that I'm retired, I sometimes get up and ask myself...."What Day is It??"




Stanely :)

Baptism

Is There Good Anger?

While in the checkout line at my local hardware store I overheard one man say to another, "My wife has been after me to paint our shed. But I let it go for so long she got mad and did it herself."
His friend nodded. "I like women who get mad like that."

Readers Digest

Clean Up After Yourself

A Recap of Last Year!

January:
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February:
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!

March:
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'

April:
Trapped on escalator for hours .... Power went out!!!

May:
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions......8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June:
Tried to go water skiing..... ...couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July:
Lost Breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August:
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was Open.

September:
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

October:
Ate 20 M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November:
Baked turkey for 4 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December:
Couldn't call 911 ..... 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!

:) :) :) :) (Donated by my sister, Dot...no!...It wasn't her recap!! Ha!)

Smart Dog

Maria Swartzel sent this to me.....it's really cute....and interesting!

Don't You Just Love the Snow??? Be Careful!!

Old Age....whew!

This is truely what happens when you get older.....those bottle caps to protect kids have "taken out" a senior citizen... or two! HA!

Stanley :)

True Love!

I climbed up the door
Opened the stairs
I said my pajamas
And put on my prayers
I switched off the bed
And climbed in the light
All because he kissed me goodnight.

Unkown Author :)

Happy Boy!

One of my most favorite from way back when:

(pause the player at the bottom of the page)

Stanley :)

One-Liners

I always loved One-Liners.....here's just a few:

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.

Hi, you're through to the Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?

That's all for this time....

Stanley :)

Life's Choices

Life usually has choices......make the right one.

An example:

Stanley :)

For My Daughter, Sandi :)

Hmmmm!

“Time's Fun When You're Having Flies.”

Kermit the Frog :)

Heavy Eyes

One thing I hate......being very tired and trying to stay awake in church! One thing I love....Mr. Bean! Here's the best of both worlds:

I want to SCREAM!!!

Have you ever just felt like screaming?!?!?!? Sometimes it could be as good for you as a good laugh....but, I prefer laughing....and this video will take care of both!
(Go to the bottom of the page and pause the player before playing the video)

Stanely :)

Something Dear to My "Heart" :)