One-Liners

I always loved One-Liners.....here's just a few:

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.

Hi, you're through to the Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?

That's all for this time....

Stanley :)