A Recap of Last Year!

January:
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February:
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!

March:
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'

April:
Trapped on escalator for hours .... Power went out!!!

May:
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions......8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June:
Tried to go water skiing..... ...couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July:
Lost Breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August:
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was Open.

September:
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

October:
Ate 20 M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November:
Baked turkey for 4 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December:
Couldn't call 911 ..... 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!

:) :) :) :) (Donated by my sister, Dot...no!...It wasn't her recap!! Ha!)